06 7 / 2012

  • 1: John, If money were no object, what kind of party would you throw and where?
  • 2: If money were no object I wouldn't throw a party.
  • 1: I would. I would throw Vidcon!
  • 2: I like to be by myself. Or with my family like...
  • 1: No. No, I have a new answer.
  • 2: Ok.
  • 1: I would throw a party...on Mars. If money were no object.
  • 2: And then you'd have one day of party and you...
  • 1: Just get on the ship and go back.
  • 2: Or die.
  • 1: Right, no. You just party.
  • 2: Party 'till you die.
  • 1: Everybody just runs on "Uuuuh Partyyyyy".
  • 2: "Blashhh" And then they just burn to death. Within hours.
  • 1: Burn?
  • 2: I don't know. What do I know about the...?
  • 1: It's cold.
  • 2: Is it cold on Mars?
  • 1: It's cold on Mars.
  • 2: Really?
  • 1: It's cold on Mars.
  • 2: Really?
  • 1: It's cold on Mars.
  • 2: Are you positive?
  • 1: Yep.
  • 2: The whole time? All year 'round? Even in the summer?
  • 1: It's cold on Mars. Sorry.
  • 2: Even in the, like. Even in August?
  • 1: It's cold.
  • 2: Right at the equator?
  • 1: It's cold.
  • 2: Right at the Martian equator?
  • 1: It's cold.
  • 2: 'cause it's farther from the Earth? It's that why?
  • 1: Yes. It's farther from the sun. It has nothing to do with how far it is from Earth.
  • 2: Wait. You're telling me that heat is not produced by Earth? Now everything is being overturned. Next you will tell me that the Earth isn't the center of the universe. Or that six to the fifth power isn't four!
  • 1: You're bad at being a nerd.
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