24 8 / 2014

Anonymous said: Do you think it would ever be possible for humans to change the orbits of moons or other extraterrestrial bodies?

Yes..we could change the orbit of the moon…but it would take a huge amount of energy. The mostly likely scenario would be sending solar or fission (or fusion) powered robots to nearby comets and converting part of the comet into fuel to alter its own orbit to collide with the moon in order to change it in the way that we desired. (This would require SO MUCH AWESOME MATH!)

However, we probably wouldn’t actually want to change the orbit of the moon since the Earth has a lot of systems that rely on the current lunar calendar. And planets…well…I doubt there are enough comets in the solar system to significantly change the orbit of Mars or Venus. But what we could do is slam a bunch of comets into Venus in order to:

1. Speed up it’s rotation (which would be much easier than changing it’s orbit) because it’s days are SUPER LONG which would make it very hard for terrestrial life to live there

2. Significantly increase the amount of water on the planet. 

If you’re wondering why people think about this stuff…it’s mostly in order to write science fiction novels…but also so that we can keep thinking about all the marvelous things that are possible in our future.

24 8 / 2014

Anonymous said: So after the male giraffes neck and spar. They have gay giraffe sex? I'm honestly just confused. Lol

Nope, you’re not confused…that’s what happens.

24 8 / 2014

timelordonbakerstreet said: Hi Hank. I'm a little confused about the Online Video Workshop, specifically the video making portion. Are you specifically looking for videos with YOUR scripts, or can we use any script or monologue?

Ideally you’d use one of my scripts, but I’m open to it being open. I think there’s something interesting and helpful about seeing other people do different things than you with the same material.

24 8 / 2014

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate…

Obligatory note on “The La Brea Tar Pits” translating to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Also pointing out that ‘So Long As It’s Words” put ‘#Moon Moon’ in the tags, which made me laugh. 

If you can’t tell…I’ve found a new blog I like a lot. If you love words, follow So Long As It’s Words!

24 8 / 2014

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

EDIT: The original NGram is a fake! So this makes Pokemon an even weirder coincidence.

Remember that time Neil thought he was just trollin’ the internet but then the “So Long As It’s Words” ladies pointed out that, in fact, he had accidentally chosen the exact moment when it was most likely that the word Pokemon had briefly (and completely coincidentally) been published in English literature?
I love you all!

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

EDIT: The original NGram is a fake! So this makes Pokemon an even weirder coincidence.

Remember that time Neil thought he was just trollin’ the internet but then the “So Long As It’s Words” ladies pointed out that, in fact, he had accidentally chosen the exact moment when it was most likely that the word Pokemon had briefly (and completely coincidentally) been published in English literature?

I love you all!

(Source: neilcicierega)

24 8 / 2014

This looks just adorable, but is in fact giraffe “sparring” which is also called “necking” is a combination courtship / dominance behavior where males whack and stroke each other with their horns and heads. This is often followed by intercourse and is an important part of establishing dominance in the herd.
It looks pretty ridiculous, but it’s serious business for them.

This looks just adorable, but is in fact giraffe “sparring” which is also called “necking” is a combination courtship / dominance behavior where males whack and stroke each other with their horns and heads. This is often followed by intercourse and is an important part of establishing dominance in the herd.

It looks pretty ridiculous, but it’s serious business for them.

(via theashleyclements)

24 8 / 2014

pyrrhiccomedy:

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

image

this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

Pshh. This is some entry-level nerd shit. Stand back.

It would be dark, obviously. If there’s nothing in the room, I assume there’s also no light source in the room. Mirrors reflect light. No light, and it’s just a room with glass walls.

"Fine, smarty-pants, then there’s a light source."

Okay, then the mirrors would infinitely reflect the lamp, or whatever.

"Ugh, then there’s just a magic floating ball of light in the middle of the room. No lamp."

That’s just a lamp with no sharp edges, if you think about it.

"UGH. Just imagine that the room is UNIFORMLY LIT, but not FROM anything. Or a laser beam just, like, HAPPENED."

Okay, well if we’re suspending the laws of physics now in this hypothetical scenario, we have to clarify a few points:

- Do the mirrors join each other perfectly at the corners, floor, and ceiling; i.e., with no cracks?

In the real world this would be next to impossible; the gap between each mirror would need to be significantly smaller than one wavelength of light. If not, what you’d predominantly see reflected would be those cracks. That’s one of the things that’s happening in the picture above. For this reason, this hypothetical is usually posed as a perfectly-smooth mirrored sphere, to avoid needing to talk about cracks and corners.

- Are these perfect mirrors?

That is, do they reflect 100% of all light on all wavelengths? Because perfect mirrors kind of don’t really exist. Did you know that your bathroom mirror only reflects about 25% of the light energy that strikes it back at you? The mirrors used in laser laboratories can get up to 80 or 90%, and I read about a mirror developed at MIT recently which apparently reflects more than 98% of light energy. The light energy which doesn’t bounce off the mirror is absorbed by it instead: at which point it becomes heat. Even if you had a mirror so good that only 0.0000001% of its light energy was converted into heat energy on every bounce, your light would still dissipate almost instantly, because of how fast light travels (and, therefore, how many bounces it makes per second).

- Is there air in the room?

Yeah—you know how I said that light energy becomes heat energy when it bounces off of an imperfect mirror (or, if you prefer, ‘literally anything’)? Well, passing through all those atoms and molecules it encounters in the air takes the same kind of toll. If you don’t want your light to be reduced to heat-mush before you can finish blinking your eyes, you’d need your room to be a perfect vacuum. And perfect vacuums? Yeah, those don’t exist either.

UGHHHHHH. YES, okay, the room is PERFECTLY spherical, it’s coated in a PERFECT mirror, and it contains a PERFECT vacuum. Just tell me what it looks like, oh my God!”

Well…it doesn’t look like anything.

I mean…’looking’ implies the existence of an observer, right? You have constructed a hypothetical chamber which could not admit an observer of any kind. As soon as you cut a hole in the room to take a peak inside, all of the light would escape/be converted into a heat, and you’d be left with total darkness again. Even if you could construct a room like the one you’re describing, there’d be no way to know what was happening inside it!

I WILL EAT YOU.

—BUT: hypothetically, it wouldn’t be dark in there before you messed it up.

It would be white.

A perfectly featureless, perfectly regular, perfectly boring white room.

What did you expect? Light, visible light anyway, is white. You see colors when photons are absorbed by the atoms of a substrate, but we’ve already determined that these are perfect mirrors, so no photons are being absorbed. In your perfect mirror room, there is nothing to see: just light, bouncing around into infinity, doing nothing whatsoever of any interest.

Aria Heller, Everyone.

(Source: teenytomlin)

24 8 / 2014

once-upon-a-time-and-space:

I found the giraffes making love on the  TFIOS movie

I’ve been waiting for SO LONG for this post! This is the most definite Nerdfighter reference in the movie…so pleased!

(via longdumbstory)

24 8 / 2014

risarodil:

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24 8 / 2014

Favorite new reaction GIF for when people think they&#8217;ve made a really great point about &#8216;Men&#8217;s Rights&#8217;.

Favorite new reaction GIF for when people think they’ve made a really great point about ‘Men’s Rights’.

(Source: artballin, via kenyatta)