10 4 / 2014

theboondockstv:

Taxes due Tues, April 15.  New Boondocks, Mon, April 21.  A public service announcement from [adult swim].

theboondockstv:

Taxes due Tues, April 15.  New Boondocks, Mon, April 21.  A public service announcement from [adult swim].

10 4 / 2014

I think my post office lost the key to this cabinet, which is why they still have these draft flyers from 1993.

I think my post office lost the key to this cabinet, which is why they still have these draft flyers from 1993.

10 4 / 2014

unmarvel:

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield do Bamboleo Wednesday [x]

I honestly thought this was Grace Helbig and Jordan Maron.

(via fuckyeahemmastone)

10 4 / 2014

maureenjohnsonbooks:

Today…I’m going to call it…is the first properly beautiful spring day of the year. And in keeping with my yearly tradition, that means I play this song.

10 4 / 2014


April 9, 2014: Mike Richards argues against a ref calling him offside. 

Awww…you can see his accent.

April 9, 2014: Mike Richards argues against a ref calling him offside. 

Awww…you can see his accent.

(Source: giganticism)

10 4 / 2014

I’ve never seen this video, I’m intensely curious about whether her shirt says “qween,” “qweer,” or “qweef.” I don’t know which I’d prefer.

*EDIT* - Turns out it says “dweeb,” soooo….

(Source: gifsical, via tmehades)

10 4 / 2014

(Source: jonwithabullet, via kayleyhyde)

09 4 / 2014

hermionejg:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

dftbarecords:

Limited Edition TFiOS Preparedness Kit
This pack includes:
Drawstring backpackExclusive tissue packExclusive sunglassesLapel pin (metal, butterfly clutch clasp)3 exclusive postcards3 exclusive stickers
Get ready for TFiOS! 

This was my dad’s idea. He’s amazing.

Our parents are so awesome/hilarious/great. We really won the parent lottery. Anyway, you can get the TFIOS Preparedness Pack at DFTBA.com.

The Limited Edition Paper Towns Preparedness Pack will include:
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor…
It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff)
Vaseline 
six-pack, Mountain Dew
One dozen Tulips
one Bottle Of water
Tissues
one Can of blue Spray paint

The big fat daddy vaseline too…not the baby size…or the mommy size.

hermionejg:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

dftbarecords:

Limited Edition TFiOS Preparedness Kit

This pack includes:

Drawstring backpack
Exclusive tissue pack
Exclusive sunglasses
Lapel pin (metal, butterfly clutch clasp)
3 exclusive postcards
3 exclusive stickers

Get ready for TFiOS!

This was my dad’s idea. He’s amazing.

Our parents are so awesome/hilarious/great. We really won the parent lottery. Anyway, you can get the TFIOS Preparedness Pack at DFTBA.com.

The Limited Edition Paper Towns Preparedness Pack will include:

3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately

Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor…
It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff)

Vaseline

six-pack, Mountain Dew

One dozen Tulips

one Bottle Of water

Tissues

one Can of blue Spray paint

The big fat daddy vaseline too…not the baby size…or the mommy size.

09 4 / 2014

robscallon:

30 songs in 1 Minute.

Rob is amazing.

(via matthewgaydos)

09 4 / 2014

Speaking of winning the parent lottery…when I went to college I had literally never done laundry. There are extremely important things that no one told me. Like, for example, don’t leave your clothes in the washer after they’ve been washed because they will start to smell funky in like 12.8 minutes (if you live in Florida, anyway.)

But now, thanks to Mike and Emma,  you will not make those same mistakes, because of this charming, witty, and complete introduction to how to make your clothes not dirty.